I was your fan. I watched every single episode of Comedy Night during the 90s when I was in kindergarden and primary school. I even recorded them on VHS tapes.

Today, you held a ‘press conference’. We were hoping you would say more and explain.

It lasted for only 3 minutes. THREE MINUTES.

A dramatic press conference indeed.

Walao, can’t you just explain more?

Aiya, I think release one press release better lah.

A joke, simply the shortest press conference ever.

Regards,
Used-to-be-your-fan